The United Kingdom of Futuo is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.563 billion Futuoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,008 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 221,963 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 199,919^th in the world and 1,713^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 369.28 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.