The United Kingdom of Futuo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.487 billion Futuoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,991 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 221,965 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 331,815^th in the world and 2,657^th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -37.28 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.