The Carmenite Republic of Carsama is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Carmen with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 786 million Carsamen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armena. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carsaman economy, worth 94.5 trillion Ahns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,205 Ahns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carsama's national animal is the Great Egret, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carsama is ranked 261,580^th in the world and 3,614^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.99 Obesity Rate.