The Anarcho-communist state of Catistania is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by General Caticulas VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.993 billion Catistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Neko city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Catistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,274 trillion Palladium claws a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 273,006 Palladium claws, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, a petition to improve Catistanian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, achieving blood purity involves a surprising amount of bloodshed, and only those who apply can study applied maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Catistania's national animal is the Catistanian neko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Catistania is ranked 11,900^th in the world and 270^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 106 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.