The Cannibalistic Wasteland of ReeK is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Don Zeus with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.676 billion Cunning Horis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ile Du Haast. The average income tax rate is 6.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hori economy, worth a remarkable 7,096 trillion Aborted Foetuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 256,412 Aborted Foetuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kim Don Zeus is a silly poophead, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ReeK's national animal is the Retired Porn Star, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Easter Worshipophobia.

ReeK is ranked 1,616^th in the world and 29^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 293 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.