The Great Republic of Crowtania is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Harald II with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.345 billion Crowtanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longevo. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Crowtanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,537 trillion Crow Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 311,853 Crow Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Crowtanian as 'your finger, you fool', school football matches are usually five-a-side, scientists take credit every time it rains in Europe, and Crowtanians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime is totally unknown. Crowtania's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crowtania is ranked 53,970^th in the world and 228^th in Europe for Largest Populations, with 11.3 billion capita.