The Cat Heaven of Feirden is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Cat with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.927 billion Feirdenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieztenburg. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Feirdenian economy, worth 383 trillion Septis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 97,700 Septis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, military spending is on the increase, and increasing numbers of children in Feirden have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feirden's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roukiysm ✦.

Feirden is ranked 279,274^th in the world and 3,590^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 30.66 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.