The Impireacht na nGael of Flers-Douai is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Conall with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.246 billion Gaels are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Áthdubh. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.

The powerhouse Gaellic economy, worth 745 trillion Erins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,431 Erins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flers-Douai's national animal is the Red Deer and its national religion is Paganachas.

Flers-Douai is ranked 214,624^th in the world and 3,076^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.95 Obesity Rate.