The Sigma of Flers-Douai is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Wojak Alpha with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and aversion to nipples. The cynical, devout population of 4.234 billion Leithanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ohio. The average income tax rate is 43.2%.

The powerhouse Leithanian economy, worth 375 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,573 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flers-Douai's national animal is the looksmaxxers and its national religion is Rizzmas Paganism.

Flers-Douai is ranked 40,645^th in the world and 618^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 52.9 kickbacks per hour.