The Federal Blue Republic of Iglot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tony Astor with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.011 billion Iglotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eksdee City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Iglotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,546 trillion hatdogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 193,035 hatdogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime Minister Tony Astor reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iglot's national animal is the Vampire Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iglot is ranked 2,130^th in the world and 32^nd in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,575.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.