The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.201 billion Lanakeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 3,017 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 247,328 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.

Lanakea is ranked 821^st in the world and 30^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 97.36 average smiles per day.