
| Population | 12.075 billion |
| Capital | Noʻōrma |
| Leader | The Workers |
| Faith | Religiously Apathetic Deism |
| Currency | Staʻar |
| Animal | Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa |
The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.075 billion Lanakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 2,975 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,440 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, the development of self-driving cars has hit an obstacle, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.
Lanakea is ranked 3,719th in the world and 78th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 20,431.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
Endorsements Received: 98 »
Elisabethshagen, Thracia Republic,
Irminsulia,
Yahlia, Invernessia,
Imperium Anglorum,
The Champions League,
Northern German Federation,
Rary, Trixeland,
Ausvelt,
Jim the Baptist,
An Clar,
The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth,
Dark Matter,
St Scarlett,
Nardin,
Leranditale,
Someseni,
New Eestiball,
Pilipinas and Malaya,
Armbruster,
The Scandinavian Realm,
Dizgovzy,
Alsted,
Raghallaigh,
Regnum Italiae,
Iceagea,
Agatep, Liberepublia,
Outer Sparta, Calicov,
Istastioner,
Reiserland,
Superior Saxonia,
Thracia and Crimea,
Agausia,
Cambany,
The New Palaces, New Vardarland,
Nocciola, Great Whiteland,
The New Nordic Union,
Ferranghia,
National Federation,
Union of Rossiya,
Kanokla, NDR,
Arsenial,
Livaotheion, and 48 others.
Innocentic,
Sloventa,
Lipaland,
Zion Imperium,
Woodlands,
Newex Nov Can,
Tushto,
Rayakavkaz,
Starenia,
Durlia,
Skyetland,
Baldorium,
X Country,
The Seven Provinces,
Velenar,
Sinclairtown,
Ode Duddis,
Vurk,
Pacifian,
Carconia,
America1234567,
Germaniej,
Newdenizland,
Dombaness,
The New Age Empire,
AnImEsHdElIsHa,
Holy Souru,
Salzau,
Arveek,
Karnea,
Suthanimark,
Laransa,
Valvert,
Finnish Archipelago,
New Kowloon Bay,
Solantara,
Land of Bobtopia,
The Vicures Islands,
Nordeyar,
Alrida,
North Alpinia,
Nova-Arcadia,
Grego,
Walfo,
The Alemannic Republic,
Nizar kindom,
Apocana, and
Gooey Reimagining.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, the development of self-driving cars has hit an obstacle.
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, The Workers is considering changing the Lanakean flag to one with more glitter.
- :
Lanakea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.

























































































