The Kingdom of Moon Cave is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.143 billion Moon Caveans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moon Cavean economy, worth 132 trillion Monkeys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,123 Monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, Moon Cavean diplomacy is by the book, it's all white elephants on parade, and gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Moon Cave's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moon Cave is ranked 14,731^st in the world and 260^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,145.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.