The People's Republic of North Korea is best is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 372 million North Korea is bestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The North Korea is bestian economy, worth 19.1 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,348 Nukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea is best's national animal is the Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korea is best is ranked 91,638^th in the world and 2,000^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.1 law-abiding acts per hour.