The Free Land of Linden Oak is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rocket with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.297 billion Oakians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angel. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,921 trillion Quercuses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,010 Quercuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Formula One cars in Linden Oak boast 56 miles per gallon, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and large sections of Linden Oak have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime is totally unknown. Linden Oak's national animal is the Sciurus niger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Linden Oak is ranked 4,227^th in the world and 96^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 603.14 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.