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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 150thMost Influential: 310thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,855th
The Chairful Nation of
Democratic Socialists
The place for the pleasantly purple people of peace.
The High Hyacinth
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Purple Hyacinth

Population1.97 billion

CapitalThe City of the Prancing Petals
LeaderThe High Hyacinth

Currencyfragrant flower
Animalflower-eating menace

The Chairful Nation of Purple Hyacinth is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The High Hyacinth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.97 billion Purple Hyacinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of the Prancing Petals. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Purple Hyacinthian economy, worth 136 trillion fragrant flowers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,491 fragrant flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purple Hyacinthians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, all the playground's a stage for Purple Hyacinthian schoolchildren, and a government program is underway to revitalize Purple Hyacinth's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Hyacinth's national animal is the flower-eating menace, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hyacult.

Purple Hyacinth is ranked 7,341st in the world and 261st in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 66.33 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 150thMost Influential: 310thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,855thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,254thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,341stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,943rdNicest Citizens: 8,531stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,562ndBest Weather: 9,141stMost Pacifist: 9,488thMost Inclusive: 9,679thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,307thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,506thHealthiest Citizens: 11,583rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,860thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,568thSafest: 15,323rdMost Cultured: 15,511thMost Secular: 21,010thLowest Crime Rates: 21,970thLargest Governments: 22,626th
Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 89th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 192nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 261st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 290th in the regionBest Weather: 301st in the regionNicest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 313th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 335th in the regionMost Inclusive: 347th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 356th in the regionMost Pacifist: 364th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 365th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 440th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 457th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 468th in the regionSafest: 541st in the regionLargest Governments: 662nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 664th in the regionMost Secular: 719th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 792nd in the region

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