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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,855thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,270th
The Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Triestine

Population15.983 billion

CapitalCyeze

CurrencyKall
AnimalPenguin

The Serene Republic of Triestine is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.983 billion Triestines are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyeze. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triestini economy, worth a remarkable 1,963 trillion Kalls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,818 Kalls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triestine's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Triestine is ranked 9,157th in the world and 145th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 123 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,855thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,066thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,366thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,447thMost Influential: 3,644thBest Weather: 3,935thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,260thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,429thSafest: 6,222ndMost Developed: 7,227thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,250thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,355thMost Stationary: 7,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,891stHighest Food Quality: 8,041stMost Pacifist: 8,434thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,539thSmartest Citizens: 8,924thMost Cultured: 9,157thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,185thNicest Citizens: 9,328thHealthiest Citizens: 9,344thMost Inclusive: 9,405thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,099thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,321stHighest Economic Output: 12,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,754thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,957thLargest Governments: 13,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,657thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,558thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,327thLowest Crime Rates: 17,457thMost Secular: 19,361stLargest Populations: 23,871stMost Income Equality: 29,030th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 85th in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionSafest: 134th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionMost Cultured: 145th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 145th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 145th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 154th in the regionLargest Populations: 168th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionMost Pacifist: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 180th in the regionNicest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 187th in the regionMost Inclusive: 191st in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 200th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 209th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 235th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionNudest: 293rd in the regionMost Secular: 294th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 398th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 410th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 413th in the region

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