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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,055thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,121st
The Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Triestine

Population16.033 billion

CapitalCyeze

CurrencyKall
AnimalPenguin

The Serene Republic of Triestine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.033 billion Triestines are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyeze. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triestini economy, worth a remarkable 1,972 trillion Kalls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,005 Kalls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triestine's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Triestine is ranked 7,620th in the world and 89th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,684.8517886382 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,055thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,121stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,389thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,422ndMost Influential: 3,653rdBest Weather: 3,914thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,286thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,458thSafest: 6,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,096thMost Developed: 7,234thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,351stMost Stationary: 7,620thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,930thHighest Food Quality: 8,082ndMost Pacifist: 8,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,579thSmartest Citizens: 8,997thHealthiest Citizens: 9,191stMost Cultured: 9,230thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,239thNicest Citizens: 9,384thMost Inclusive: 9,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,020thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,397thHighest Economic Output: 12,590thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,972ndLargest Governments: 13,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,712thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,751stMost Rebellious Youth: 17,130thLowest Crime Rates: 17,507thMost Secular: 19,335thLargest Populations: 23,869thMost Income Equality: 28,432nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 74th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionSafest: 131st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 144th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 144th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 160th in the regionMost Pacifist: 167th in the regionLargest Populations: 168th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 174th in the regionNicest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionMost Inclusive: 188th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 195th in the regionLargest Governments: 198th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 202nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 206th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionMost Secular: 291st in the regionNudest: 304th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 391st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 402nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 408th in the region

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