The Kumesa of Uor-ii is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Mat'Zin Al'Rin-uolo with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 872 million Uor-ii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mer'Eshq. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Uor-iian economy, worth 58.0 trillion Ul'Us a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,461 Ul'Us, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and many aides in Mat'Zin Al'Rin-uolo's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uor-ii's national animal is the Uot'Ne, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uor-ii is ranked 295,061^st in the world and 3,923^rd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.21 Obesity Rate.