The United Republic of Andernoples is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its burgeoning dove population. The compassionate, democratic population of 933 million Andernoplians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Andernoplesian economy, worth 37.2 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,864 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, Andernoples's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Andernoplesian selfishness, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime is totally unknown. Andernoples's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Andernoples is ranked 287,871^st in the world and 3,736^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 48.3 on the Human Development Index.