The Commonwealth of Antrantica is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Otto Frahm with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 8.255 billion Antranticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxstadt. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Antrantican economy, worth a remarkable 1,379 trillion Antrantican Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 167,078 Antrantican Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", foreign nationals who stumble near Antrantica are harbingers of war, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antrantica's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Antrantica is ranked 156,964^th in the world and 454^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,892.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.