The Democratic Republic of Armager is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 475 million Armagerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armageria. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Armagerian economy, worth 44.5 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,639 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armager's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armager is ranked 24,906^th in the world and 580^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 111.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.