The Democratic Republic of Armager is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The cynical population of 609 million Armagerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armageria. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Armagerian economy, worth 64.0 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,011 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, Armagerian dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armager's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armager is ranked 205,667^th in the world and 2,642^nd in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.17 percentage of bribes refused.