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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,573rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,577thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,930th
The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yoshi did nothing wrong
Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population18.086 billion

CapitalNew Super Mario City
LeaderMario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
FaithSports and Video Games Religion


The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of Duracell is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.086 billion Duracellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Super Mario City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Duracellian economy, worth a remarkable 3,093 trillion Yoshis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 171,067 Yoshis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duracell's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sports and Video Games Religion.

Duracell is ranked 115,276th in the world and 1,990th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 334 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,573rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,577thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,930thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,933rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,103rdMost Stationary: 2,202ndBest Weather: 2,309thTop
Most Influential: 2,553rdMost Devout: 2,876thMost Cultured: 3,386thLowest Crime Rates: 3,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,981stMost Developed: 4,339thHighest Economic Output: 4,462ndSafest: 4,684thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,463rdLargest Governments: 5,868thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,971stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,989thSmartest Citizens: 7,028thMost Efficient Economies: 7,458thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,574thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,255thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,424thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,704thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,226thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,554thLargest Populations: 9,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,143rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,927thNicest Citizens: 12,034thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,175thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,821stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,226thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,616th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionBest Weather: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionSafest: 149th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 211th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 285th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 314th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 348th in the regionNicest Citizens: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 459th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 464th in the regionNudest: 469th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 505th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 527th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 542nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 642nd in the regionMost Average: 701st in the region

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