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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,525th Healthiest Citizens: 1,549th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,561st
The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yoshi did nothing wrong
Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.645 billion

CapitalNew Super Mario City
LeaderMario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
FaithSports and Video Games Religion


The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of Duracell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.645 billion Duracellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Super Mario City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Duracellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,615 trillion Yoshis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,607 Yoshis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, billions of Yoshis are spent to take high-quality photos of the Tiger Nebula, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duracell's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sports and Video Games Religion.

Duracell is ranked 69,281st in the world and 986th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 639 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,525thHealthiest Citizens: 1,549thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,561stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,139thMost Influential: 2,433rdBest Weather: 2,463rdMost Stationary: 2,501stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,508thMost Devout: 2,684thMost Cultured: 3,632ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,657thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,938thLowest Crime Rates: 4,008thHighest Economic Output: 4,042ndMost Developed: 4,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,341stSafest: 5,411thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,864thLargest Governments: 6,273rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,711thSmartest Citizens: 7,327thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,452ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 7,890thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,337thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,174thLargest Populations: 9,992ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,509thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,648thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,718thNicest Citizens: 11,813thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,931stNudest: 14,317th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 72nd in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 124th in the regionSafest: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 230th in the regionNudest: 257th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 281st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 327th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 331st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 332nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Average: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 363rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 393rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 440th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 451st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 461st in the regionMost Pacifist: 485th in the region

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