|Capital||South NorthWest East Lawndale|
|Leader||Maj Gen Greogory Twilight|
|Faith||Maj Gen Gregory Twilight warship|
The Federal Republic of Fallgriffin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maj Gen Greogory Twilight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.172 billion Fallgriffinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South NorthWest East Lawndale. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Fallgriffinian economy, worth a remarkable 6,042 trillion chromium kaegyds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,260 chromium kaegyds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Fallgriffin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fallgriffin's national animal is the Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Maj Gen Gregory Twilight warship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fallgriffin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Fallgriffin, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Fallgriffin.
- : Following new legislation in Fallgriffin, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
- : Following new legislation in Fallgriffin, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
- : Fallgriffin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
- : Following new legislation in Fallgriffin, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Fallgriffin, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
- : Following new legislation in Fallgriffin, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Fallgriffin voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
- : Following new legislation in Fallgriffin, Ferret is one of the most popular forenames in Fallgriffin.
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