The Free Land of Groznygrad is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 757 million Groznygradians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atoll. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Groznygradian economy, worth 111 trillion Smegmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,129 Smegmas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 845,616 per year while the poor average 12,297, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Groznygrad's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the real art was the AI friends we made along the way. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Groznygrad's national animal is the Beholder, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Groznygrad is ranked 2,511^th in the world and 42^nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 41.23 Obesity Rate.