The People's Republic of Norvyncotosstopia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 515 million Norvyncotosstopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neutron. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Norvyncotosstopian economy, worth 24.0 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,687 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and Neutron University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvyncotosstopia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norvyncotosstopia is ranked 83,110^th in the world and 1,029^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,518.65 Standard Monetary Units.