The Republic of Anthonyland is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.175 billion Anthonylandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Anthonylandian economy, worth 575 trillion Divolleegan Chickens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,692 Divolleegan Chickens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anthonyland's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anthonyland is ranked 299,115^th in the world and 3,457^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,046.29 Standard Monetary Units.