The Republic of Anthonyland is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.128 billion Anthonylandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Anthonylandian economy, worth 572 trillion Divolleegan Chickens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,692 Divolleegan Chickens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anthonyland's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anthonyland is ranked 14,715^th in the world and 360^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,752.55 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.