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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Influential: 742ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,601st
The Democratic People's Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Through the party's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Santa Dystopia

Population2.188 billion

LeaderKim Yo-jong


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.188 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 477 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 218,124 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, Kim Yo-jong's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 3,483rd in the world and 96th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 179.74 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Influential: 742ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,601stLargest Retail Industry: 1,743rdTop
Most Avoided: 2,610thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,703rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,839thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,301stRudest Citizens: 3,483rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,578thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,899thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,390thMost Efficient Economies: 4,844thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,104thLargest Mining Sector: 5,217thHighest Average Incomes: 5,227thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,459thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,216thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,915thMost Secular: 9,440thLargest Black Market: 9,626thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,556thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,212thMost Developed: 12,394thLargest Governments: 13,489thLowest Crime Rates: 14,377thSmartest Citizens: 18,020thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,967thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,383rd
Most Influential: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 149th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 155th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 160th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 233rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 326th in the regionMost Secular: 334th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 360th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 366th in the regionMost Developed: 372nd in the regionLargest Governments: 378th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 386th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 424th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 607th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 615th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 661st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 807th in the region

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