The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.188 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 477 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 218,124 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, Kim Yo-jong's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The United States of New Era states.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Empire of Aquyia.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Veterans Association.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Republic of Maricentria.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, Kim Yo-jong's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Tierra Fuego.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
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