by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 602ndMost Influential: 1,214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,842nd
The Democratic People's Republic of
Corporate Police State
Through god's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Santa Dystopia

Population1.244 billion

LeaderKim Yo-jong


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.244 billion Dystopianis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 214 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 172,255 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 729,359 per year while the poor average 26,281, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Lizard Sea, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 6,802nd in the world and 254th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 138.17 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 602ndMost Influential: 1,214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,842ndTop
Most Secular: 3,229thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,300thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,141stLargest Mining Sector: 4,734thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,789thLargest Retail Industry: 4,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,203rdMost Avoided: 5,587thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,037thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,802ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,509thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,272ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,745thHighest Average Incomes: 9,826thMost Efficient Economies: 11,088thTop
Most Developed: 14,593rdLargest Black Market: 14,783rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,850thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,256th
Most Influential: 41st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 132nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Avoided: 140th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 208th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 237th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 254th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 261st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 397th in the regionMost Developed: 445th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 461st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 482nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 536th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 578th in the regionRudest Citizens: 657th in the regionLargest Governments: 662nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 698th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 741st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 852nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 855th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 905th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 931st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Santa Dystopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Lizard Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Santa Dystopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Free Joy State".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 245 » VW53Aland, Liberstankonia, H-Zhena, Lingu, Zukchiva, Brotherland, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Rainbow Vests, Evrigenis, BuciLand, Libertanny, A mean old man, Bai Lung, Wiranath, Grossvietnam, Hexyia, Aeljae, Chria Deau, Lanagon, Kotawia, ReeK, Freedomindia, The Almighty Country, Konouj, Dragonia, Centrical Union, Merlovich, Unger under over, West Akhzaristan, Deertia, Roliganistan, La xinga, Pakitsk, Lyontisia, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, North Insomnia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Pastellene, Moewland, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Firenation91, New Bradenia Ghost, Kagorg Bra Corna, and 195 others.Ripsylvania, Shavara, Warren democracy, Kelsyth, The island of Kiria, Biggstonia, Greenroe, Kaigi, Gemlon, Rokaku, Imperial Akatsuki, Euricanis, Seri Tai Republic, Kianhua, New Amerindia, BearStackof2015, Pledonia, HinduRashtr, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, Axdel, EnderShnovia, Korktopia, Monteconstance, A Slanted Black Stripe, Greater New Cassandra, 3 14159265358979323846264, Adolanta, Tassirion, Enlil, Servants of Gizmo, Federated States of Zootron, Adioration, Ribanzi, Adavan, The Solar Ottomans, Slonful, Luisagna, ReReReRepublic, Gemmena, Khadah, Barfleur, Belora Gyles, Dratava, Lurolona, Akorial, Davinhia, Fellon, Trulu, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Savorca, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Dracacre, Monezambique, Sansangra, United China Nation, Yuritoria, Interdimensional Waifus, Taurora, Impia Aghte, Narinoland, Komiker Mawrysharken, CopyCato, Noreds Thereneuthene, Headpat Central, The Militarius Imperium, Jamitri, Soirwren, Bysios, Wizardonia, Chriona, Goodnamesarerare, Morrowine, Sen Jast, Meagharia, Trimmania, CANZUK 1, Broengtopia, Nossepachina, Werglum, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Serfvarden, Arouran, Kucia, God in the world, Airrajul, Bytes, Chubaka, Arkalarius, Abtracnt, Distro-Spartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Technocraticofgivus, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Survivoristan, Cameronia Excellentia, Janoobi Jazair, Dreamersistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Iodinia, Kristanya, New Liberitad, Eagas, Kangarawa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Sovietsoyuz, Under Sea Desert, Riveraland, Joundia, New Mainz, New Leganes, Lantros, Endertopias, Zang0, Leedur-laand, Merkez, Roissyland, Bullpups, Neue Leipzig, Holy Alasia Orozen, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, FreedomIand, German South-East Africa, Am Echad, Syriusz, East Malaysia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ridann, Gyp Land, Zidium, Dannemarie, Conikslan, Felsinki, Turbo Bolt, New Dudley, Slongs, The United Asian Republics, Upper Ellisse, Propwash, The Holy Utopian Republic, Citergue, Amjedia, Khvetsch, JohorRiau, Sunsistan, Vaskeden, Zulkig, Condo of Grick, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Urimel, Ephem, Technocratic Tagalog, Yelkinam, Nigon, Dragons Blood, Mahatakutana, Horn of Havenkaap, Bharatewa, ArenaC, Republic of New India, The New Tace, Kyrtizhan, Gunov, Forro Islands, Quebec-and-Maritimes, Coruh, Markhor, Oofery, Washingtonian Order, Arachnavia, Catiania, Acronis, Nevertopia, Eastern Alksearia, The Atlae Isles, Wallenburg, Lanwa, South Azerbijan, Advanctland, Taduwe, EHTYCSCYTHE, Shugushogo Tada, Debluu, Claniangdow, New Dekks, Alexandria Areia, From New World, Forktoon, and Zeiberland.

View Forum posts