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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 396thMost Influential: 715thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,800th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Through the party's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Santa Dystopia

Population1.754 billion

LeaderKim Yo-jong


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.754 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 357 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,813 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,544 per year while the poor average 22,983, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, babies are a small but significant export, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 11,603rd in the world and 359th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 76.8 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 396thMost Influential: 715thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,800thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,885thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,442ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,564thMost Avoided: 2,869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,985thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,437thLargest Mining Sector: 5,266thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,361stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,685thMost Efficient Economies: 5,970thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,148thHighest Average Incomes: 6,215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,529thRudest Citizens: 6,888thMost Secular: 10,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,308thLargest Black Market: 11,603rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,549thMost Developed: 13,804thLargest Governments: 15,639thLowest Crime Rates: 17,322ndSmartest Citizens: 19,926thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,802ndLargest Insurance Industry: 22,296th
Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 120th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 150th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 223rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 322nd in the regionMost Secular: 350th in the regionLargest Black Market: 359th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 372nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 380th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 404th in the regionMost Developed: 424th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 454th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 530th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 567th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 571st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 673rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 739th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 808th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 849th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 859th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, The East Pacific holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
  • : Santa Dystopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 304 » VW53Aland, H-Zhena, Lingu, Zukchiva, Brotherland, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Rainbow Vests, Evrigenis, BuciLand, A mean old man, Bai Lung, Wiranath, Grossvietnam, Hexyia, Aeljae, Chria Deau, Lanagon, ReeK, Freedomindia, The Almighty Country, Dragonia, Centrical Union, Merlovich, Unger under over, Roliganistan, La xinga, Pakitsk, Lyontisia, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, North Insomnia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Moewland, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Firenation91, New Bradenia Ghost, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ripsylvania, Kelsyth, The island of Kiria, Biggstonia, Kaigi, Gemlon, Rokaku, and 254 others.Imperial Akatsuki, Euricanis, Seri Tai Republic, Kianhua, New Amerindia, BearStackof2015, HinduRashtr, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, Axdel, EnderShnovia, Korktopia, Monteconstance, A Slanted Black Stripe, Greater New Cassandra, 3 14159265358979323846264, Tassirion, Enlil, Servants of Gizmo, Federated States of Zootron, Adioration, Ribanzi, Adavan, The Solar Ottomans, Slonful, Luisagna, ReReReRepublic, Gemmena, Khadah, Barfleur, Dratava, Lurolona, Davinhia, Fellon, Trulu, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Monezambique, Sansangra, United China Nation, Yuritoria, Interdimensional Waifus, Taurora, Impia Aghte, Narinoland, Komiker Mawrysharken, CopyCato, Noreds Thereneuthene, Headpat Central, The Militarius Imperium, Jamitri, Soirwren, Wizardonia, Goodnamesarerare, Sen Jast, Meagharia, Trimmania, CANZUK 1, Broengtopia, Nossepachina, Werglum, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Serfvarden, Arouran, Kucia, Airrajul, Bytes, Arkalarius, Abtracnt, Distro-Spartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Technocraticofgivus, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Survivoristan, Cameronia Excellentia, Janoobi Jazair, Dreamersistan, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Iodinia, Kristanya, New Liberitad, Kangarawa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Sovietsoyuz, Riveraland, Joundia, New Mainz, New Leganes, Lantros, Zang0, Merkez, Roissyland, Bullpups, Holy Alasia Orozen, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, FreedomIand, German South-East Africa, Am Echad, East Malaysia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ridann, Dannemarie, Turbo Bolt, Slongs, The United Asian Republics, Upper Ellisse, Propwash, The Holy Utopian Republic, Amjedia, Khvetsch, Sunsistan, Zulkig, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Ephem, Yelkinam, Dragons Blood, Mahatakutana, Horn of Havenkaap, Bharatewa, ArenaC, Republic of New India, The New Tace, Kyrtizhan, Gunov, Forro Islands, Coruh, Markhor, Oofery, Washingtonian Order, Acronis, Nevertopia, Wallenburg, Lanwa, South Azerbijan, EHTYCSCYTHE, Debluu, Claniangdow, From New World, Forktoon, Zeiberland, Sheelberite, Ankras, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, No Crime Here, Muricia, Modra, Dravida India, Empire of Dabiristan, Mayapada, Sudarshan, Granskau, Karatol-Advenra, Plaines, Middle Pitburn, Amabilis, Cyrillic Peoples, Taapi, Samaltak True, Order of the saint Dumas, Hitaria, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Vogar, Pantheropolis, Arunika, Impaxia, Le Paradoxe, Artzozka, ParaSymmetry, Free Nal Graakuo, Schelemeketew, Danelaw Scandinavia, Neeyal, Alttaea, Anarchica landia, Albrook, Tennabroch, Niveko, Fontesia, West Swedania, Norna Chitya, The Great Andes, Clarence-Voslage, United States Of Krauka, Beausylvana, Rhothstan, Hellod Immury, Neptunian Military Administration, The Armed Savages, Ulvesogullr, Fradrildrun, United States of Masbate, Concentus, Republoslavia, Chols Worithopia, Juliania Secundus, Constervatania, Dahom, Falthonia, Farangia, Kunstistan, Nyanhai, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Aeoliah, Wakeopolis, Crucifer, Insi Karai, Transoxiana-Tartaria, Monix, United Socialist States of Amerika, Hogwarts of muggles, Arkantis, Isahaak, Cisdaniria, Great Algerstonia, Jove Mahmo, Haass, Brova, Bradion, Zidium, Sapre, The Great Tea Empire, Firlands, Arasakami, Endertopias, LibRight Libertarianism, Progravistan, Ultravisionary Soviets, Pledonia, Shavara, Capitalist Golborne, Arcarum, Kylah, Umdurman, Eastern Alksearia, Hel Rock, Cryria, Argentianworkslasia, Adolanta, Lorrana, United Arab Islamic, Kasai del Sur, Developing World, THE Ophelia OF SYA, North Bernia, Espeon LD, Federation Of Columbian Republics, and Akorial.

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