The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.244 billion Dystopianis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 214 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 172,255 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 729,359 per year while the poor average 26,281, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.
Barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Lizard Sea, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Santa Dystopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Lizard Sea.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Santa Dystopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Free Joy State".
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