The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.754 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 357 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,813 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,544 per year while the poor average 22,983, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.
Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, babies are a small but significant export, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, The East Pacific holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
- : Santa Dystopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
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