The Confederacy of Jaxonedia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Christopher Cunningham with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.14 billion Jaxonedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Turanhold. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jaxonedian economy, worth 782 trillion Nixels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,119 Nixels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Jaxonedia's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Jaxonedia is ranked 85,290^th in the world and 316^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 45,838.07 Standard Monetary Units.