The Federal Republic of Nationalist Gilgeria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President D3rpy McD3rp with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed population of 8.213 billion Gilgerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigcity. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gilgerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion GilgCoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,596 GilgCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President D3rpy McD3rp is called 'Patches' at international summits, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, conspiracy theorists allege Bigcity's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Gilgeria's national animal is the Bigcity Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gilger Thought.

Nationalist Gilgeria is ranked 248,531^st in the world and 4,600^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.