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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,178thFattest Citizens: 4,529thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,588th
The Grand Faction of
Father Knows Best State
Hail D3rpy, Glory to the National Party
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nationalist Gilgeria

Population1.263 billion

LeaderGod Emperor D3rpy McD3rp


The Grand Faction of Nationalist Gilgeria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor D3rpy McD3rp with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.263 billion Gilgerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigcity. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gilgerian economy, worth 126 trillion GilgCoins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 100,359 GilgCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Nationalist Gilgeria at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and sweet-toothed Gilgerians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Gilgeria's national animal is the Jew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is D3rpyism.

Nationalist Gilgeria is ranked 19,665th in the world and 554th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 22.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,178thFattest Citizens: 4,529thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,588thMost Influential: 5,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,839thMost Avoided: 10,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,461stLargest Retail Industry: 11,296thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,343rdMost Devout: 19,537thLargest Black Market: 19,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,638th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 110th in the regionFattest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionMost Avoided: 356th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 419th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 451st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 451st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 481st in the regionLargest Black Market: 554th in the regionMost Devout: 670th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 677th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 688th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 756th in the regionMost Cultured: 783rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 843rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 845th in the regionMost Armed: 853rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 860th in the region

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