The Democratic Republic of Pinenses is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Redcats with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 15.974 billion Pinenseses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pinus Superanum. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinenses economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion Genovinoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 99,151 Genovinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens, and nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns. Crime is totally unknown. Pinenses's national animal is the Quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Big Pine.

Pinenses is ranked 22,900^th in the world and 352^nd in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 85.89 on the Human Development Index.