The Technarchic Allsherjaríkr of Scandivielium is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Allsherjargoði Alexfriðr Helyvania with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and national health service. The compassionate population of 5.3 billion Scandivites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luleå. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scandivielian economy, worth 685 trillion Krónas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,325 Krónas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and the past is set in stone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandivielium's national animal is the Eurasian Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Scandivielium is ranked 278,893^rd in the world and 655^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 6.26 Obesity Rate.