The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Doc with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.379 billion A3161ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 13.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,821 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,340 biscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, it is a silent spring in A3161, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 56,402^nd in the world and 519^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,926.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.