The United Republic of AngusEssa is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gerolan with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 13.513 billion AngusEssans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nottawasaga. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AngusEssan economy, worth a remarkable 2,108 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,011 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AngusEssa's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

AngusEssa is ranked 285,020^th in the world and 3,845^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.91 Obesity Rate.