The Holy Empire of Ball Cra Sec is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.279 billion Ball Cra Secians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ball City. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ball Cra Secian economy, worth 407 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,399 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ball Cra Sec's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ball Cra Sec is ranked 178,347^th in the world and 2,551^st in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 373.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.