The Commonwealth of Caspienne is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by president with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.804 billion Caspiennes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Máison. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caspienne economy, worth 162 trillion Pois a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,059 Pois, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown. Caspienne's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catharism.

Caspienne is ranked 52,054^th in the world and 1,059^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 102.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.