The Free Land of Frozen Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.507 billion Frozen Republicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Frozen Republician economy, worth 321 trillion Icicles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,736 Icicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, skateparks can be found in every city, and Frozen Republic has designated Frozen Republic City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Republic's national animal is the Pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frozen Republic is ranked 62,099^th in the world and 1,236^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.37 law-abiding acts per hour.