The Federal Republic of Kilkiya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Reaper with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 3.526 billion Kilkiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kil. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Kilkiyan economy, worth 137 trillion Deutsches a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,954 Deutsches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilkiya's national animal is the EAGLE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kilkiya is ranked 167,742^nd in the world and 2,141^st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.77 Obesity Rate.