The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.221 billion Explodeingtntians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 5,149 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 267,891 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, most ambassadors from Explodeingtnt retire only a few years after being appointed, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 101,638^th in the world and 1,199^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,605.01 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.