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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,496thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,083rdMost Influential: 4,259th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Peace and Justice
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Slonful

Population13.376 billion

Currencydollar
Animalpenguin

The Federal Republic of Slonful is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.376 billion Slonfulians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slonfulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,764 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, polygamy is legal, and people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slonful's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slonful is ranked 104,776th in the world and 1,604th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 406.945572888 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,496thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,083rdMost Influential: 4,259thHealthiest Citizens: 8,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,239thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,801stBest Weather: 10,856thMost Developed: 14,576thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 17,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,742ndSmartest Citizens: 18,852ndMost Inclusive: 19,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,258thHighest Economic Output: 21,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,150thLowest Crime Rates: 24,606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,234thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,391stMost Pacifist: 28,360thMost Patriotic: 28,386th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionMost Influential: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 261st in the regionBest Weather: 286th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 290th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 297th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the regionMost Developed: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 431st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 450th in the regionMost Patriotic: 451st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 452nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 462nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 469th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 478th in the regionMost Inclusive: 506th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 522nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 555th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slonful voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Slonful voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Slonful was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Slonful was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, polygamy is legal.
  • : Slonful voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Slonful endorsed The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
  • : Slonful endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
  • : Slonful was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.

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