The Federal Republic of Slonful is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 18.79 billion Slonfulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slonfulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,005 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, spies caught in Slonful are never heard from again, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slonful's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slonful is ranked 87,316^th in the world and 1,228^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,383.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.