The Allied States of Angle Land is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sir N S Blackledge with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.516 billion Anglians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinius Londaria. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anglian economy, worth 646 trillion EuroDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,950 EuroDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play, juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Angle Land's national animal is the Ying Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angle-Atheism.

Angle Land is ranked 85,202^nd in the world and 881^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,282.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.