The Allied States of Angle Land is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sir N S Blackledge with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.548 billion Anglians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinius Londaria. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anglian economy, worth 655 trillion EuroDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,492 EuroDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Angle Land's national animal is the Ying Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angle-Atheism.

Angle Land is ranked 9,667^th in the world and 215^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.41 percentage of bribes refused.