Population | 6.017 billion |
Capital | Andreopolis |
Leader | Emperor Andrea Oloto VII |
Faith | Azaelism |
Currency | Brick |
Animal | Axolotl |
The Axolotl Empire of Andrendia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Andrea Oloto VII with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.017 billion Andreians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreopolis. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Andreian economy, worth 863 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,511 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", Emperor Andrea Oloto VII's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Andrendia's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Azaelism.
Andrendia is ranked 140,246th in the world and 1,883rd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 206.5902844488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Andrendia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Andrendia, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
- : Andrendia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Andrendia was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Hacrela.
- : Andrendia was endorsed by The Empire of Great Scapula.
- : Andrendia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
- : Andrendia was endorsed by The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
- : Andrendia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : Andrendia was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Andrendia was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » Ebonhand, Bohenia, Drystar, Sporaltryus, Wehraboos, Bear Connors Paradiso, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amerion, Goldnation, Asarana, Land Without Shrimp, Blipp, Aidenfieeld, Altnavia, Bawkie, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Arscanesia, Privatore, Lilli Lands, Tepertopia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, PenguinPies, Valles Stellarum, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Teasonda, Tsunamy, Dhemixia, Curlyhoward, Moreana, Emagination, Farengeto, Hadrex, Great Lothian, The Worst army of, Eritria, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Purestan, Yusan, Koros, Pepoland, Chernaya Zvezda, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, The Filippinas, Volaworand, and 30 others.Alvira, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, Rebel-topia, The Free Falklands, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Nowa Europa, HawkoFon, Khnomania, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, Elritch, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, and Hacrela.