The Kingdom of Zighinkovrigmacreadgtopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nikolas with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.55 billion Zighinkovrigmacreadgtopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zighinkovrigmacreadgtopia City. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zighinkovrigmacreadgtopian economy, worth 222 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,392 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zighinkovrigmacreadgtopia's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zighinkovrigmacreadgtopia is ranked 218,968^th in the world and 3,099^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.82 Obesity Rate.