The Free Republic of Kilpatricka is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ian Kay with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.539 billion Kilpatrickites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodes City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kilpatrickan economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Kilpatrimarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 192,219 Kilpatrimarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is totally unknown. Kilpatricka's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilpatricka is ranked 299,498^th in the world and 4,012^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.74 Obesity Rate.