The Peoples Republic of Salessll is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jacob Hali with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.513 billion Salans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tocktockwo. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salan economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Zelmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 172,003 Zelmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Salessll" at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salessll's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salessll is ranked 5,556^th in the world and 111^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 115,414.02 Standard Monetary Units.