The Republic of Christian Union of Taewania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Kevin Kim with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and national health service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.217 billion Taewanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Western Arendelle. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Taewanian economy, worth 121 trillion Taewanian Cruzzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 99,541 Taewanian Cruzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, protecting the land is holey work, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Union of Taewania's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Christian Union of Taewania is ranked 231,119^th in the world and 3,253^rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.3 Obesity Rate.