The Realm of The Oan Isles is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rangitanga-a-te-Moana with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.748 billion Oans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokapa. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oan economy, worth a remarkable 3,288 trillion Kiribs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,525 Kiribs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, the tightness of border controls in The Oan Isles leave a little to be desired, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Oan Isles's national animal is the Makoa Rakau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mauism.

The Oan Isles is ranked 299,769^th in the world and 3,987^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.56 Obesity Rate.