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Most Stationary: 745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,214thSafest: 1,312th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
In Trimm we Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population24.503 billion

CapitalCaprica City

Currencyooga booga

The Republic of Trimmania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trimm with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 24.503 billion Trimmanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caprica City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Trimmanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,179 trillion ooga boogas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 88,937 ooga boogas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trimmania's national animal is the snork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trimmania is ranked 180,821st in the world and 7,372nd in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -183.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Stationary: 745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,214thSafest: 1,312thLowest Crime Rates: 1,676thLargest Governments: 1,816thMost Influential: 2,045thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,558thLargest Populations: 3,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,355thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,511thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,807thSmartest Citizens: 5,528thMost Cultured: 6,531stHighest Economic Output: 6,659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,022ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,788thBest Weather: 8,024thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,107thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,206thMost Inclusive: 15,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,587th
Most Stationary: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 144th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 204th in the regionBest Weather: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 296th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 389th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 505th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 647th in the region

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