The Federal Democratic Republic of Sicheslav is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Federal Council of Sicheslav with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.463 billion Sicheslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sichegrad. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sicheslavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Sicheslav hryvnias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,134 Sicheslav hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, rural Sicheslavians are missing the forest for the numerous cellular towers they replaced, and aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark. Crime is totally unknown. Sicheslav's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Sicheslav is ranked 95,708^th in the world and 178^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 2.71 trillion Standard Monetary Units.