The Republic of United Araman Katic is a very large, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 284 million United Araman Katicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ara-Kat. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The United Araman Katician economy, worth 16.7 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 58,714 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Araman Katic's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Araman Katic is ranked 235,888^th in the world and 3,666^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 52.32 on the Human Development Index.