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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 64thMost Influential: 171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,571st
The Allied States of
Democratic Socialists
Alliance Forever, For Strength and Security
Father Lionel Atrox
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Iron Lions

Population7.362 billion

CapitalFather Lion's Hall
LeaderFather Lionel Atrox

CurrencyLionisian Crown

The Allied States of The Iron Lions is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Father Lionel Atrox with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.362 billion Iron Lions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Father Lion's Hall. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Lionisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Lionisian Crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,055 Lionisian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the government has become increasingly militant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Iron Lions's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Iron Lions is ranked 218,380th in the world and 9,861st in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -14.85 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 64thMost Influential: 171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,789thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,962ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,328thMost Developed: 2,550thLowest Crime Rates: 2,656thHealthiest Citizens: 2,709thLargest Governments: 2,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,927thMost Cultured: 3,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,710thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,738thMost Efficient Economies: 3,809thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,861stBest Weather: 5,045thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,177thSmartest Citizens: 5,181stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,358thMost Secular: 7,791stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,568thHighest Average Incomes: 13,113thMost Stationary: 13,945thHighest Economic Output: 15,196thMost Inclusive: 15,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,958thSafest: 18,684thMost Income Equality: 19,213th
Most Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 108th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 149th in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the regionMost Cultured: 155th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 212th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 214th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 215th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 292nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 295th in the regionBest Weather: 301st in the regionMost Stationary: 316th in the regionMost Secular: 407th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 482nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 496th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 618th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 625th in the regionLargest Populations: 722nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 915th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 945th in the regionMost Income Equality: 950th in the regionSafest: 996th in the region

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