The Kazrian Federation of Kazanqa is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Yalofu Talin with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.051 billion Kazrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayanzka City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion Kzans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,949 Kzans, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, and the past is set in stone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazanqa's national animal is the Starred Vixien, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talinism.

Kazanqa is ranked 7,307^th in the world and 189^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 237,949.34 Standard Monetary Units.