The Ravenous Queer Harpies of Islandwalk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Ærstaphael with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.783 billion Islandwalkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camp Choa Kang. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Islandwalkian economy, worth 41.5 trillion Spades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 14,906 Spades, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The past is set in stone, Violet blesses the rains down in The North Pacific, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and cars have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islandwalk's national animal is the Harpy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islandwalk is ranked 271,169^th in the world and 4,085^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.61 Obesity Rate.