The United Utopian Agalliasis of Enimero is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Queen Chloe the 1st and the parliament with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 923 million Enimerans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos Sapphos. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Enimeran economy, worth 55.4 trillion gay coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,004 gay coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The insurance industry is outlawed, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enimero's national animal is the lesbian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enimero is ranked 59,894^th in the world and 1,097^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 48,593.89 Standard Monetary Units.